Pick-up lines

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  1. Excuse me...I'm working on writing a phone book. What's your number?
  2. Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your butt is out of this world.
  3. Excuse me, can I have your number? I lost mine.
  4. Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the stars out of the skies and put them in your eyes.
  5. I know milk does a body good, but how much have you been drinking?
  6. I'll make breakfast.
  7. You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all evening.
  8. If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  9. So...do you wanna grab a pizza and have sex? (slap) What??? You don't like pizza?
  10. Do you know what would look good on you...ME!!!
  11. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would make it so that 'I' could be next to 'U'.
  12. That outfit would look great on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
  13. Shall I call you or nudge you tomorrow morning.
  14. Is that a mirror in your pants, 'cause I sure can see myself in them.
  15. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
  16. I thought that "Very Fine" stuff only came in a bottle until I met you.
  17. Can I buy you a drink? No? Well then, I guess a blow job is out of the question.
  18. Do you have a little Irish in you? (no) Would you like some???
  19. Excuse me, do you have a quarter. My mother told me to call her as soon as I fell in love.
  20. (Lick your fingers and wipe them on the recipient's clothes) Damn babe! We've got to get you home and out of these wet clothes!
  21. (Walking by) Do you believe in love at first sight? No? Hold on, let me walk by again.
  22. Treat me like a tent and put me up for the night!
  23. Excuse me...if there's anything I can do for you, or more to the point...to you, just let me know.
  24. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  25. ...ready to go?
  26. Do you sleep on your stomach? ...can I?
  27. Are we near the airport, or is that my heart taking off?
  28. That dress is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming, too.
  29. Twinkle, twinkle little star. How I wonder what you're like in bed.
  30. (Checking his/her shirt tag) That's what I thought, 'Made in Heaven!'
  31. Yep! It was me...I wrote the book of love.
  32. I want every bone in your body, including mine!
  33. Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?
  34. Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't you cook me dinner, I'll cook you breakfast, and in between, we'll just cook!
  35. Hello. These voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  36. Excuse me, I was wondering if it hurt at all? (did what hurt?) ...when you fell from heaven.
  37. When are you going to start paying rent for living in my dreams?
  38. Your name must be milk.. because you sure do MY body goood!
  39. I'm choking...need...mouth...to...mouth.....
  40. Quick, dial 9-1-1...my heart has stopped.
  41. If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour.
  42. I'm a morning person so why don't you spend the night?
  43. You've just made my day, so why not make my night?
  44. That's a nice shirt - can I talk you out of it?
  45. Your daddy must be a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns!
  46. Are you falling, cause I'm trying to pick you up.
  47. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  48. Nice butt...I think it's gonna rain later.
  49. My father told me to come talk to you because he thought you were the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
  50. Hey baby...wanna score?
  51. I've been admiring you from afar....you're even better close up!
  52. Hi, can we just pretend I came up with a really clever line and move on to the next stage?
  53. Can I have your autograph? I'm your biggest fan.
  54. So, do you think I'm cute or do I need to buy you more to drink?
  55. (At a grocery store) What do you know about dates?
  56. You know, I can hog-tie a calf in under 6 seconds.
  57. Don't our mothers play bridge together?
  58. Hi, I'm Matt. Have you ever dated a Matt before?
  59. (grab her hand, look at her fingernails and say loudly) Are those real????
  60. (at copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
  61. (hold up library card)I got my library card, can I check you out????
  62. I just lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
  63. Here's a quarter. Go call your Mother and tell her you won't be home tonight.
  64. Stay with me tonight and I'll cook you breakfast in the morning. How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?
  65. This face is leaving in five minutes. Be on it.
  66. Excuse me, can you show me to the nearest petting zoo?

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