Classic oxymorons

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  1. Act naturally
  2. Advanced BASIC
  3. Airline food
  4. Almost exactly
  5. Almost ready
  6. Alone together
  7. American beer
  8. American culture
  9. Assistant Supervisor
  10. Athletic Scholarship
  11. Authentic Replica
  12. Awful good
  13. Birth control
  14. Bittersweet
  15. Bottoms up
  16. Business ethics
  17. Busy vacation
  18. Butt head
  19. Civil disobedience
  20. Civil War
  21. Clearly misunderstood
  22. Cold sweat
  23. Common sense
  24. Congressional ethics
  25. Constant change
  26. Country music
  27. Criminal justice
  28. Dead tired
  29. Deafening silence
  30. Death Benefits
  31. Definite maybe
  32. Dodge Ram
  33. Down escalator
  34. Dress pants
  35. Dry wine/beer
  36. Dry ice
  37. Elevated subway
  38. English language
  39. Even odds
  40. Exact estimate
  41. False witness
  42. Far closer
  43. Fire water
  44. Found missing
  45. Free trade
  46. Freezer burn
  47. Friendly Fire
  48. Frozen fresh
  49. Genuine imitation
  50. Good grief
  51. Government Worker
  52. Great Depression
  53. Guest Host
  54. Happily married
  55. Happy Holidays
  56. Hollywood marriage
  57. Holy War
  58. Home life
  59. Ice water
  60. Icy hot
  61. Idiot Savant
  62. Ill executed
  63. Immediate future
  64. Infinite number
  65. Jumbo shrimp
  66. Legally drunk
  67. Limited space
  68. Live recording
  69. Magic trick
  70. Married life
  71. Metal wood
  72. Microsoft Works
  73. Military Intelligence
  74. Missed opportunity
  75. Mutual differences
  76. Near Miss
  77. Night Light
  78. Non-Alcoholic beer
  79. Non-dairy creamer
  80. Old news
  81. Open secret
  82. Ordinary hero
  83. Organized chaos
  84. Original copy
  85. Passive aggression
  86. Peace force
  87. Peacekeeper missile
  88. Physical Education
  89. Plastic glasses
  90. Political justice
  91. Pop Culture
  92. Postal Service
  93. Pretty ugly
  94. Random order
  95. Rap Music
  96. Republican Party
  97. Resident Alien
  98. Same Difference
  99. Silent alarm
  100. Slave wages
  101. Small fortune
  102. Small crowd
  103. Smart bomb
  104. Social worker
  105. Soft rock
  106. Sports sedan
  107. Standard options
  108. Student teacher
  109. Sweet agony
  110. Sweet sorrow
  111. Tax free
  112. Tight slacks
  113. Unauthorized biography
  114. Unbiased opinion
  115. Uninvited guest
  116. Utter silence
  117. Vegetarian hamburger
  118. Victimless crime
  119. War games
  120. White chocolate
  121. Whopper junior
  122. Wise Man (From Beckey and Sarah, not me!)
  123. Womens' rights (Rob Devereaux's idea, not mine!)
  124. Working vacation

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